please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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