Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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