so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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