due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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