somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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