Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
