I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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