sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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