google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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