dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
