I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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