We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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