I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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