Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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