I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
