But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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