try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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