I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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