pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I stole a fireplace last night.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Randomize