idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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