Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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