I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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