If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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