White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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