she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she pinky promised me she was 18
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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