Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Come share oat with me in your robe
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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