He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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