Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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