wat bout pragnant strippers??
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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