some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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