Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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