Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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