i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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