Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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