Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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