i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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