question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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