pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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