It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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