You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
soo... how was my night?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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