??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
