Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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