i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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