I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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