North Korea, Best Korea!
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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