it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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