he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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