im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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