dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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