well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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