so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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