so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Everyone says I win the strip club
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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