Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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