Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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